------QUOTES OF THE DAY------

• Life is a disease...Sexually transmitted and always fatal. -Neil Gaiman
• Fiction is the truth inside the lie. -Stephen King
• Writing is like making love, but it's also like pulling a tooth. Pleasure and Pain. Sometimes it's even like making love while having a tooth pulled. -Dean Koontz
• Remember whatever your religion, most of the world disagrees with you anyway. -off of a bumper sticker
• Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember....when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and bitch slap the motherfucker up side the head. -off of a t-shirt